I'm working on a song for my Mom's birthday party this weekend. Can anyone suggest any improvements or additional verses? Feel free to distribute (but not to my Mom - it's a surprise party!).
It ain't necessarily so
It ain't necessarily so
The things dat de right-wing
`ll say, sure be fright'ning
But ain't necessarily so.
Li'l Dubya talks tough, but oh my
Li'l Dubya talks tough, but oh my
He caught no Osama
So fought dat Saddam-a
How many will die for his lie?
Dick Cheney says he'll keep us strong
Debating, his nose grew so long
His war is quite certain
To aid Halliburton
But everyone knows that it's wrong.
More after the fold....
John Ashcroft's in charge of the law
The Patriot Act he o'ersaw
His simple solution:
Shred our constitution
Our rights he will gladly withdraw.
Our Congress is run by DeLay
Dat termite man's leading de way
His personal ethic
Is downright pathetic
In jail we should lock him away.
Now Rehnquist is chief of Supremes
They tossed out the ballots in reams
Their logic's contorted
Our rights are aborted
Polluters have realized their dreams.
And let's not forget our free press
Tough questions, they ask less and less
They play up Swift Boaters
Like Bush's promoters
But Democrats' views they suppress.
It ain't necessarily so
It ain't necessarily so
The things said by Bushies
Come out of their tushies
It ain't necessarily so.
I'm preachin' dis sermon to show...
It ain't necessarily
Ain't necessarily
Ain't necessarily ... so!