Generic DailyKos 2008 GBCW Diary

In order to assist the various people who are considering to leave the site, but want to beg for attention by announcing it to the entire website feel like expressing their heart-felt feelings to all of us here, I've created a multiple-choice template for everyone to use.  This is based on my extremely popular line of Generic DailyKos Diary Tickets, which have received many requests over the past couple weeks.

Hi! Welcome to my GBCW Diary! I wanted to say:

( ) That I am taking a leave of absence from DailyKos.
( ) That I am leaving DailyKos forever.
( ) I'll be back tomorrow..
( ) My spoon is too big.
( ) Don't panic!  I'm going on vacation for a couple weeks!

Over the past few ( Weeks / Months / Years ):
( ) I've come to think of you guys as my extended family.
( ) We've shared some great times and some real shitty times..
( ) I've outgrown the website
( ) My spoon is too big!
( ) My boy/girlfriend has withheld sex because I blog too much.
( ) You make me sick (and tired!) Props to Bill Cosby on this one

My general impression of people here is:
( ) You guys are awesome!
( ) You guys are sissy-pants latte-sipping Obamabots!
( ) You're all a bunch of commie pinko bitches!
( ) I AM A BANANA!
( ) You're all extremely intelligent, motivated, and attentive people who care about this country

My concerns include:
( ) Not enough pooties and pie
( ) Not enough Obamatoad pics
( ) Not enough diaries by RepubliClinton trolls
( ) I have no concerns
( ) Not enough Gravel diaries
( ) Not enough people who <3 Nader <br>( ) Too much joy
( ) Too many GBCW diaries
( ) Too many sissy-pants latte-drinking Birkenstock bitches!
( ) The trolls scare me, mommy!
( ) EYE AM THE QUEEEEEEN OF FRANCE! *;D/

In conclusion:
( ) I'm going to play Hello Kitty Online
( ) Compare your lives to mine and kill yourselves
( ) I'm going to MyDD, where it's all-Clinton all the time!
( ) Haha.. I'm getting laid and YOU'RE NOT PUTER NERDZ!
( ) All glory to the Obamatoad...
( ) I'll see you again tomorrow when I write comments saying something stupid that's supposed to be snarky
( ) See you when I get back from Cancun, suckers!
( ) I'll be back after the primaries are done, to help you all WIN ONE FOR THE GOOD GUYS IN 2008!!!!!