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How I Helped Kerry Win the Debate

Sun Oct 03, 2004 at 07:45:11 PM PDT

For my birthday a month ago, a friend gave me a George W. Bush plush doll that he and his wife had converted into a Bush Voodoo Doll by adding a box of pins and a small noose.  I happily stuck a pin in each eye, one square in his forehead, and another in his right ear.

Then I tossed it aside and forgot about it.

Time passes.  The first debate takes place.  What were some of the notable mistakes committed by Bush?

  1. Blinking a lot (eyes)
  2. Unprepared (ears)
  3. Petulant, uncharismatic, couldn't think on the fly (brain/forehead)

Not to mention that he was favored to win the debate but "choked!"  (noose)

Since I'm apparently a Voodoo Shaman and didn't realize it, does anyone have suggestions for horrible things I can do to the doll before the second debate? :-)

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